The Story
Scouted in Round Top, this original painting features a hand-lettered biblical allusion set against a bright blue sea. Noah’s ark floats above a lone mermaid swimmer while the text reads: “If it wasn’t for Noah, we probably be eatting bugs & rats.” Spelling? Optional. Charm? Off the charts.
Fun, unique, and weirdly profound, it’s the kind of painting that stops people in their tracks and gets a second read every time.
By artist Joseph Wood.
Imperfections consistent with vintage condition. Sold as-is, final sale.
Specs & Care

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Scouted in Round Top, this original painting features a hand-lettered biblical allusion set against a bright blue sea. Noah’s ark floats above a lone mermaid swimmer while the text reads: “If it wasn’t for Noah, we probably be eatting bugs & rats.” Spelling? Optional. Charm? Off the charts.
Fun, unique, and weirdly profound, it’s the kind of painting that stops people in their tracks and gets a second read every time.
By artist Joseph Wood.
Imperfections consistent with vintage condition. Sold as-is, final sale.

























